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snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.
When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!
by jak attak November 24, 2007
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Snorking

When practicing the Mormon act of soaking, you fall asleep and start snoring.
Snorking is for sleepers

Snorking, the Mormon, narcoleptic advice at planned parenthood.

Snorking, because soaking bores me to sleep
by Goatsnorker September 23, 2015
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Snacking Off

Breaking your health-food diet with junkfood
How did you gain weight? have you been snacking off?
by UrbanDictionaryFan101 November 18, 2010
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Snarkified

To change the state of something neutral to....

1. Rudely sarcastic or disrespectful; snide.
2. Irritable or short-tempered; irascible.
That computer nerd just sent me a snarkified email.
by Mexican911 December 24, 2010
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snaking

cutting up some one in a queue or someones powder run in skiing/snowboarding
man 1: oi stop snaking mate
man 2: nah nah i got some friends up here holding me a place
by nathan davies November 15, 2005
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snaking

Applying pressure with a curled tongue to the salivary glands to squirt out a stream of saliva droplets into a subject's face, hair or on an object. Typically snaking takes place in elementary school since this is essentially spitting on someone and gets very gross, and would likely invoke a fist fight if caught.
Bradley sat behind michelle in class today and was snaking the back of her head without her even knowing about it. By the time class was over, her hair was soaked with spit.
by Doodie Head December 20, 2007
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snaring pelt

bacially snaring pelt can be as easy as a vacation down the shore with the boys...looking for some shore whores and fucking them silly
mom: hey son what you do all weekend?
Me: well mom i was snaring pelt like it was going out of style and i managed to not even get any VD's
by Jonny Mik June 2, 2008
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