One who is so gay that they snap in a z-formation, usually three times. Almost always uttering uh, uh, uh, or something of the like; in sync with the three snaps.
Landon: "Dudethat guy must be gay, no straight man wears pink skinny jeans."
A brown snapper happens when a woman takes a shit and when she wipes she wipes from the back to the front dragging her shit wipe across her pussy lips.
I went down on this chick i met at the bar last night and her pussy tasted like brown snapper. gross.