Skudge

Noun: A tar like substance with rank odor.

Verb: (Skudging) rubbing one's rank vaginal secretion on another person or object as to mark it's territory.

Noun: "I've got dibs on the $2.00 Stripper with a side of 'Skudge!'"
Verb: "Skudge me up already, Tina! You're giving me blue balls!"

by Drew PHD April 19, 2014

smudge parlour

Predominantly A dogs or another animals asshole ( rissole ) that has a terd streak around its rim.

Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..

Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.

by Oombie August 18, 2018

Slunged On

Slung is a slang word for beating someone/getting beaten.

A: Yo! I saw Josh get absolutely Slunged on yesterday. It seemed brutal.

by dulasd April 7, 2019

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 26, 2020

Smudger

A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator

"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

smudgen

Someone who is round, doughy, and soft. If the person does not have all of those characteristics, then they are not smudgen. The person is also someone who loves to indulge in high-calorie snacks, and curses like a sailor.

Wow look at that chick! Totally smudgen man!

Did you hear her speak or watch her eat? She is totally sumdgen!

by albert fergeson June 12, 2008