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slippery avocado 

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident
melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

Slippery Whore 

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.
Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?
Slippery Whore by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

slippery cruz 

(v.) the act of having sex with somone on a slip-n-slide
we had sex on a slip-n-slide, aka the slippery cruz
slippery cruz by mugzy cruz October 15, 2006

slippery donut 

when you stress too hard on the toilet seat that you push your ass all the way through the seat
"Lip had a slippery donut while trying to shit a big one on the can"

slippery dolphin 

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
slippery dolphin by brneyes10 August 8, 2016

slippery nipple 

a shot drink which is made with Buttershots and Baileys Irish Creme, tastes like a reeses peanutbutter cup
i got hammered last night off those slippery nipple!
slippery nipple by swypergt98 December 11, 2008