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VERY VERY SWEET AND KIND PERSON!!! SLYTHERZO IS THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY HAVE!!! I LOVE HER!!!!!! <3! - mae!!
" have you heard of slytherzo/jay"
" yes! i love them very much!"
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slither.io moment

1. Any whimsical/common event that occurs in the popular browser game slither.io.
2. A similar phenomenon to any of such events occurring in a similar game such as Splix or PowerLine.
Examples of slither.io moments include:
A) The chaos that ensues after a very large snake dies, often lasting for several minutes as many noobies quickly get big and reach the leaderboard, then die soon after, rinse and repeat. This generally happens near the map's center.
B) When most of the leaderboard consists of angry morons caught up in the dark crevasse of mainstream US politics. Names used by such players include: "BIDEN IS A TRAITOR" "MAGAS ARE RETARDED" "SEND TRUMP TO JAIL" "TO HELL WITH THE DEMONRATS (sic)". Even if you suck at the game, you're advised to kill any such player you see. Religious names don't count.
C) A moment when a massive snake somehow dies to a tiny player who just entered the game. These little powerhouses often rise to dominate the leaderboard, and I respect them with my whole heart.
D) A moment when you are merely minding your own business and several snakes all smash into your tail at once. This is far more common in a suicidal slither knockoff (powerline.io) due to its extreme lag, but it still counts, probably.
E) In the browser version of slither.io, the network lag is infamously horrible. Often times the game completely freezes for a few seconds, and when it resumes, you discover you randomly died during your disconnection.
*gets to 25,000 length and #1 on the leaderboard*
*gets killed by snake with 23 XP*
*slither.io moment*
*clenches fist and grits teeth*
*opens mouth wide open and deeply inhales*
*eyes get red and veiny*
*heart begins to throb in chest*
*ears begin to inexplicably ring*
*hands and feet begin to curl back*
*tears in eyes, face turns red and wrinkly*
*arms get as veiny as an erect penis*
*dick and balls get extra warm, completely retract into pelvis*
*brain is electrically charged at 5000 volts*
*inhales even more, nearly beginning to shrivel*
(audible for miles, echoes all over) SLIIIITHER.IOOOOOOO MOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes into rage and tries to punch a hole through keyboard*
*pounds with all might and overflowing adrenaline*
*shock causes a 9.3 Richter scale earthquake instead*
*tidal waves immediately erupt all over the world*
*the earth's magnetic field does a backflip*
*entire planet explodes*
*sighs loudly*
*drops flat into a coma*
*dies*
all becuase of a stupid snake game
by Bbb23’s left testicle September 10, 2023
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The Slithering Sheriff

Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.
Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.
by LouieFerook April 16, 2016
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ron slater

A stoner from the movie "Dazed and Confused " played by the actor Rory Cochrane. Ron Slater is a very majestic man who has lots of interesting conspiracy theories. He is one of the secondary characters but he is one of the most beloved characters from the movie. Some of Ron Slaters favorite activities are going to parties, driving around, WEED, and hanging at the moon tower with his buds. If you haven't seen the the movie Dazed and Confused it is worth watching. This movie is about teenagers, stoners geeks and jocks, in the summer of 1976 just having a good time.
Kevin: "Slater hows it goin man?"
Ron Slater: "fixen to be a lot better man."
by I.hate.making.up.names67 January 2, 2017
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charlotte slater

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pansexual slytherin

A bitch who likes ditching her non existent friends lmao
by DryAsshole September 16, 2017
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Jon Slater

A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
by Noah perky June 15, 2018
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