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Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.
Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap
by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019
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slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good
by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016
mugGet the slobbed nobmug.

slob locker

Slobing on the knob while its in her mouth
I put my dick in her slob locker
by Moochimooch February 5, 2007
mugGet the slob lockermug.

slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.
1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.
by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009
mugGet the slob on mah knobmug.

Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
mugGet the Slobbing Around Shirtmug.

tickle slob

"Why did you dump him"
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."
by TakeTheTruthBitches February 2, 2016
mugGet the tickle slobmug.

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