Skeletor

An anorexic grandma who smokes heavily, drinks excessively, and is over 90 years old. She also must look like she is dead

My grandma's nickname is skeletor. Shes cant hear or see!!

by Ry23456789 October 13, 2008

Skeletonized

A word used to describe someone who is unbelievably and completely drunk.

Person 1: *Is visibly hammered*
Person 2: Dude, how fucking skeletonized are you?

by cinnamonger March 17, 2019

skeletons

Track homes or buildings not yet finished, just the frames of the building.

Tonight were gonna party in the skeletons.

by Phucker January 30, 2007

Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.

What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.

by Scott A. January 2, 2009

the skeletor

A sex move where the chic is laying on her back with her legs back (like her knees near her armpits) and the guys boning her in a downward motion while balancing on the balls of his feet.

Dude I was fucking the shit out of her. First I hit her with the gut crusher and then I moved right into the skeletor.

by Ian Trizzle March 28, 2008

Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!

If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!

by Carlos January 13, 2004

Skeletosis

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005