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Did you poot sir

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A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed
Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?

Man2: Well indeed I did.
by Des Leake November 5, 2004
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Something you say to an epic fail. You say it when something so fail happens to a person.
"Dude, I just got a virus!"
"How?"
"Limewire."
"Good fight, sir."
by Zipadedoobop May 17, 2010
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Young Sir

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what cool people call themselves when they are being modest. It makes them cooler to call themselves this.
Facebook Status: Person #1 is a young sir
Comment: Dude you are so cool
by definitionofdylan August 16, 2009
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Sir Robert Burnett

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The creator of the best, cheapest vodka. Dedicate your black out nights to Sir Robert, and keep on drinking the finest, purest, of vodkas.
Hell yeah, I got that Sir Robert Burnett!
by ohnonotanotherword December 2, 2010
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Sir Charles

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A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009
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Wankalot (sir)

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a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot
that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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Sir Danforth The Vicious

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(n) A title given to only those who are seen as a Golden God among their people. They must have accomplished great feats or strength, courage, speed, and size. In all aspects of thier lives. Although their physical complexion is usually somewhat, weak to say the least. Their skin color is also usually defined as "never seen the light 'o day", which is a common skin tone among gamers
See that guy over there? Yeah, the skinny one that is as white as day? That guy is a Sir Danforth The Vicious. Yhats right, he is just that amazing!
by AdmiralAckbar August 6, 2009
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