Samuel

A Samuel is a talented ukulele player who doesn’t realize how special he is to people. He loves his friends no matter what. Even though he’s busy a lot of the times he’ll make time for you and fight along side you when something goes wrong. When you find a Samuel cherish him because he is a good friend.

Samuel is a meanie

by Potatosock November 3, 2019

Samuel

A "white boy" that makes the pimps nervous. (Massive dong) Quick with the sweet talking, even quicker with retaliation. Don't piss him off, he is not scared of anything.

Oh shit bro watch out here comes Samuel.

by Mrmushman December 25, 2016

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.

Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

by Lord Potato October 2, 2019

A Samuel

Just fucking leaving without saying where

Ah he did a samuel again

by Nobody3000 April 8, 2021

Samuel Score

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale

"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"

by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012

Simelfie

Simultaneous selfie. Taking a picture of someone who is taking a picture of you at the exact same time.

We took a simelfie at the restaurant just now.

by iSizzlechest June 13, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.

"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

by Unwoven Sleeve June 7, 2016