Big Poppa Smooth Ride is a name for a man who is older in age but still knows how to “get his”, if you know what I mean. He is confident of himself and isn’t shy or bashful. Everyone needs them a big poppa smooth ride.
by White_shadow45 November 15, 2019
Get the Big Poppa Smooth Ride mug.A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
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When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead
Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
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by chase t February 17, 2006
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