Snowmanable

When you can compact snow, and make it into a snowman.

The snow is snowmanable.

by rabidmutt December 25, 2010

Slowman Joeman

When someone goes so slow, you go insane...

When you pick up someone, and they decide to take a shit at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get... O worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip...

When someone is very stupid.

*Someone does something incredibly slow*

"You're such a slowman joeman..."

by mn2091 October 24, 2011

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

Snowmanicide

Noun: The killing of snowmen or other snow related sculptures of humans, non-human animals, or mythical figures by a person.

Adj: To have committed the destruction or killing of snowmen or other snow related sculptures of humans, non-human animals, or mythical figures.

Verb: The act of destruction or killing of snowmen or other snow related sculptures of humans, non-human animals, or mythical figures.

Noun: The number of snowmanicides increased this past winter due to rising hostility among the population.

Adj: John Doe is on trial for a snowmanicide rampage last winter.

Verb: John Doe was witnessed by his neighbors in the act of snowmanicide on the snowman down the street.

by Melmo117 June 5, 2013

snowmanned

Key word for when you are touched by your uncle

Mom uncle billy-Bob just snowmanned me, but I told him I didn't like it

by The wizard of lizard December 21, 2013

showmaker

A person who sucks dick when it comes to Ice Rift at Big Heads Holland

Person 1: How's Showmaker doing at Ice Rift?
Person 2: dude sucks !

by KenzoMania November 20, 2016

snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich

"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"

by WhydoIive December 12, 2016