shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013

Maori Shower

When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.

Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"

Person 2: "You disgust me"

by bohatamahatama May 5, 2009

Shower Beer

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.

I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.

by hauckanizer March 15, 2008

shower of cunts

a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.

this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.

annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs

Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.

by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012

kentucky meat shower

A strange incident on March 3rd 1876 in Kentucky, meat fell from the sky for several minutes. Some said it tasted like beef but a doctor said it could be lung tissue from either a horse or a human infant.

Why did they taste the meat from the kentucky meat shower?

by Dr.Blitz November 16, 2013

Bisexual bridal shower

In anticipation of a wedding, the bride's friends gather to give gifts, which consist primarily of dildos. This can lead to a somewhat inappropriate display of affection.

In the words of the best man, Eli Porter:
"See, I'm a legend over the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donald at a bisexual bridal shower"

by Omskillet January 18, 2009

Shower, Shave, Munne

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.

Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."

by EXTRA ginge February 25, 2009