Braveheart Shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat January 4, 2009

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

The only thing that made my life complete is when Claire gave me a golden shower and turned my face into a toilet seat.

by Oaklaneballa May 31, 2018

Seattle Shower

When a woman consumes large amounts of water to make her urine so clear that she can urinate on a man's face while he performs oral sex and he thinks that he got her to orgasm and squirt.

He tells all of his friends that he can make me squirt, but it's a Seattle Shower every time.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007

golden showers

The act of pissing on another used as a means of sexual foreplay.

I asked Betty to give me hot golden showers in the morning

by Anonymous June 20, 2003