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you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.
Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.
by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016
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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
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you should know podcast

The best podcast you’ll ever listen to. Created by two best friends Peyton Hardin and Co-host Cam Kennedy
Bro have you listened to You Should Know podcast? They are the goats of podcasts!
by burning wreck August 7, 2023
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Why should I give it to you?

Because I want it more than anyone else even cares.
Bartholomew Bartholomewson "Why should I give it to you?"

Hym "That" ☝️
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Should be

No I shouldn't be doing something else and you don't have a right to leave me out of the proceeds of my own labor. I'm not playing your narrative/counter narrative game. You lose the one that mattered. So, ggs no re. And not she still doesn't have a right to fuck the retards in the group home she woulds at.
Hym "It isn't that I should be getting paid for my work. I can't get the healthcare I need because I am not. And that is why you are doing it. Because you don't like having your success and your kids lives trivialized. What I think is that after I blew the whistle the volume of incidents of what is happening to me increased and with it the instances of violent retaliation also increased. And NOW that people are starting to TELL THE TRUTH about it... The people who did nothing are crying like a bitch repeatedly on camera and covering it up so they don't have to admit I was right. They want me to suffer, so I am. Even though this all could have been avoided if you would have actually listened. There were gang stalking YouTubers before I said anything. No I do not have to let you leave me here. And no, I will not be doing something else to get rich. You will pay or me and someone else is going to wish you would have."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo

A comparison of proper behavior and typical behavior regarding calls on Line 2.
In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
by QuacksO May 6, 2023
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