could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

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Should

Is/Will definitely not. Contrary to it's primary definition, when used in project management, software development or general troubleshooting, this term converts to the opposite of it's intended use.

Example 1
Tom: I've fixed a few things. The system should be up now.
Sarah: Thanks! Wait, it still doesn't work.
Tom: Oh sorry, I should be able to get it working before I leave for vacation.

Example 2
Amy: The project should be done by the end of March.
Greg: (In September) We've encountered some unexpected delays in the project and are a few months behind.

by scpeezy August 22, 2018

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