Cock shed theory 

Cock shed theory

my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.

You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.

Cock shed theory by Dex Dex December 26, 2019

back to the tool shed 

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

back to the tool shed by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012

Under the bed she-shed 

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

Under the bed she-shed by NatashaRomanov April 15, 2021

The Sped Shed

A man cave where a sped and other Patricks go and fuck all.

Bro I went to The sped shed Jonny has, man they were fucking a Barney plushy, shit man ….. never again

The Sped Shed by The Aisle October 15, 2021

tool shed 

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

tool shed by garyp December 28, 2005

Painting The Shed 

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

Painting The Shed by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

tool shed 

jizz mop

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed

tool shed by west side December 27, 2003