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by Cookieboy 2005 August 2, 2022

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

Distributed Denial of Service

If you say this entire phrase out loud, either you are a nobody, because nobody ever says the entire phrase, or you are explaining DDoS to a n00b.

See DDoS and Make Love Not Spam for examples.

by Downstrike December 1, 2004

Servite catholic highschool

An all boys school in Fullerton California, where young boys are supposedly turned into men by graduation. You go to servite because you either have discipline problems or you’re parents have some sort of money. Boys that attend Servite lack extream social skills with the opposite sex and have a serious hard time at keeping girlfriends. They are apart of the trinity school that includes Jserra, Mader dei, Santa Margarita, rosary.

I go to servite Catholic highschool, I’m gay.

by applesauce baby cakes January 14, 2021

Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.

I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Survive

Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head

1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)

2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did

3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over

4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty

5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)

6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)

7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)

Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know

How to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet Earth, please don't fuck up after you've read this

by Omnitomnilomni May 14, 2005