Scummy lummys

Some dumb word my friend says

SCUMMY LUMMYS

by Mrbunz January 3, 2019

Slumpy

The act of feeling extremely tired or worn out.

I don't know why I feel so slumpy today!

by FallonB. February 20, 2019

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

Scrumpy

An ugly fat smelly gross white girl. Usually a name a boyfriend would call their girl

“Oi Hannah, you are looking proper scrumpy today”

by Rosequartz05 November 22, 2019

Scump

To eat something very fast

For example:
Person 1: wow where did all that food go
Person 2: I scumped it didn't I

by Big man ting 54 November 29, 2019

Scumper doodle

A person with no taste : A follower

Everyone else wears that, you're such a scumper doodle

by CoCo_NUT December 30, 2019