turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.

Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.

by Coincidence April 20, 2008

very well sculpted breasts

a phrase used to describe a women's breasts when they are not too small or big but, round, smooth and and have appropriately sized nipples

Megan Fox has very well sculpted breasts

by mamosdaplayer October 6, 2009

Sulk

Someone who acts pissy cold and distant because they get offended by every single little thing cause theyre a sensitive piece of shit who cant get over themselves cause their brain is underdeveloped.

Cunt, im not psychic if i did something to offend you speak up and stop being a sulk about it.

by Hmhuhhmhuhhuhcunthuhwhatcunt May 11, 2019

sculpin

A sculpin is a small salt water or freshwayer fish that has needles at the top of its head and is attracted to urine and usually lodges itself inside urinary outlets ex:penis, anus

Dude! I went to the amazon and i got a sculpin stuck up my ass

by Acam April 20, 2006

Shulk Main

A term pedophiles use to identify each other in a public situation

Mom that man said the he's a Shulk main.
Oh Jesus Christ, Timmy get away from that man

by MinetWAH October 30, 2021

scukoo my flang

scukoo my flang- to stick something big and pointy in ur penis hole

Mark- Last night i was kidnapped and raped and the man was about to scukoo my flang

Matt- Did he do it?

Mark- Yeah! NOw my penis hole is the size of my my eye=

Matt- Sucks for you !

by Mark Sherr & Matt Nelson July 6, 2008