Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel

Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

by Braden Fortson July 27, 2024

nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

clam juice spritzer

When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.

I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.

by Letdown450 April 6, 2022

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026