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“WE AINT CUFFIN NO SMOOCHIES
by paincurly March 27, 2025
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Coonchie

A dark man called Richie who likes to leech off everyone.

A collective of Coon and Chie put together.
Damn, that leech Coonchie is leeching off people again!!

Damn he's a Coonchie
by J Dawg & K Dawg April 19, 2025
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Smoochie Daddë

A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.
Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.
In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”
That’s a Smoochie Daddë. He doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
by Smoochie Daddë May 26, 2025
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Smoochie Daddy

Breakdown:
Term: Smoochie Daddë

Smoochie → Smoo-chee
Daddë → Dad-ay (the "ë" gives it that soft, slightly elevated “ay” ending)

Smoochie Daddy - A top tier Dad who is the calm in chaos. Heart in hand. Backbone like iron. Soft where it counts, strong where it’s needed. He gives his all—even when it’s all gone.
Smoochie Daddy:

"It’s 3 a.m. The baby’s screaming. Mom’s drained. The bottles aren’t washed.

Without a word, he’s up—swaying in the dark, singing off-key lullabies with a toddler on his chest and spit-up on his shirt.

In the morning, he’s dressed, packed the daycare bag, kissed two foreheads, and left a note on the counter that says, “You’re doing amazing. I’ve got dinner tonight.”

He does—no need to ask. That’s a Smoochie Daddë, doesn’t need applause—his presence is the proof.
by Smoochie Dadde June 5, 2025
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snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"
by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011
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Love Scrunchie

A "Love Scrunchie" is the manual stimulation of a male's penis by another person, usually to the point of orgasm and ejaculation.
After a long day at work, I love to come home to a love scrunchie from my girl.
by Erkouba April 24, 2014
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cinnamon scrunchie

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.
by Shuaman October 21, 2017
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