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Schrödingers Queer

When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”.
A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
Homophobe: super person isn’t gay, he would never associate himself with the sinful.

person: well they never confirmed he is straight either, so he is just a Schrödingers Queer.
by DrAccius July 26, 2021
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Schrodinger's crush

texting/emailing your crush saying I love you. If your crush likes you back, great you have a relationship, if she has a negative reaction, then just make about editing it to make it look like she said yes for internet points.
I fucken tanked a Schrodinger's crush
by Meckma April 20, 2020
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Schrodinger's Joke

A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.
(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.
by WBKurgan May 4, 2010
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Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it
Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan
by Louise Paige March 23, 2020
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Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.
Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...
by QABCQ September 11, 2012
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Schrödinger's Chad

The type of people to make an offensive comment, and then decide if they are joking or not by seeing the reactions of the people around him/her.
Chad: Hitler did literally nothing wrong, he was a hero!
Other people: What, you don't believe murdering 6 million Jews is wrong? Wtf is wrong with you!?
Schrödinger's Chad: OMG I was only joking, why can't anyone handle a joke these days smh
by pseudonym763564354314 July 5, 2017
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Schrödinger's Faggot

Also known as 4-Chan's Principle.

Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.
Bill: Fuck dude, a trap tricked me into letting them suck my dick.

Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?

Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.
by Nut_Zach August 21, 2018
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