Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schweppes

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

Schlopped

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

by fuckosama January 4, 2021

schlepida

a concoction of earthly things that can be consumed

I made schlepida with my sister.

by squatlover March 7, 2021

Schläppcident

When you wear slippers and accidentally stumble.

Maren: "Hey girl, what the fuck just happened?"
Felizitas: "I just had an Schläppcident"
Maren: "That's bananas, you have to be more careful, babe"

by qwerasdfnull May 13, 2021

SCHLEP

The license plate of Schlepcar, otherwise known as Wonderbug’s secret identity. Sid and Marty Krofft Saturday morning live action kid’s show in the late 1970’s.

Schlepcar, time to honk your horn and become Wonderbug! Fly us out of this junk yard to chase the thief of the Maltese Gooney Bird!

by TvBurnout October 27, 2021