The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.
Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
Get the Dasani Scheme mug.A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
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A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.
Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.
by DoctorP June 20, 2025
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Get the Deposit Return Scheme mug.Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
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