mud shark hunter

A white male that is so low down that he feels the need to go for mud sharks (white girls who only fuck black men).
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Bub: Hey bro you hear about Mark?
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.

by Lee Lee Robinson February 8, 2007

jumped the shark

Refers to a 1970's TV sitcom. It had a main character known for being the Coolest guy on TV (The Fonze). As the series entered one of its last seasons, the writers had this oh-so-cool guy waterskiing in his trademark leather jacket, to jump a shark. It was truely the moment when the series went downhill from there and was soon mercifully cancelled.

Rober Jordans book series 'The Wheel of Time' jumped the shark in book four and has gotten worse ever since.

by rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan July 31, 2003

mud shark

White girt who dates black guys

Hey look at that mud shark with that playa!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

jump the shark

Refers to the specific moment when a TV show goes downhill. From the Happy Days episode where Fonzie overcomes his fear of sharks by jumping over one while wearing water skis.

by Christopher Tam October 20, 2003

raw shark texts

a manifestation of all that is good and holy in book form

i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.

by aefoupqojteo March 14, 2009

Shark in the water

"sharks in the water" refers to the other women in a relationship that a girl knows are there.

-"Why're you leaving him? You guys were so good together."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."

by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011

Shark Week

The time of the month when you do not want to be swimming with Sharks

'Sorry I can't go swimming, it's Shark Week'
'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week'
'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'

by EvilRoberta March 10, 2015