Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.

Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.

by kieran51 November 12, 2010

shamoonying

When one is in the persuit of the opposite sex and is successful

Any shamoonying over the weekend??

by river dance February 26, 2004

saloon style

a way of doing an alcohol shot, usually whiskey, in which a full shot glass is slid down a bar or table and the person doing the shot grabs the glass just as it's about to fall off the table and shoots it in one seamless motion. Must be done with real glass since the danger of the glass falling and breaking is part of the appeal.

Lindsay was so drunk that she insisted on doing her shot saloon style, but she missed the glass and it shattered on the floor.

by ED1071 April 16, 2008

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

samoo

A nickname for a girl named Sammy. Samoos must be nice, caring, supportive, and very talented. Samoos are kind of like a second mom. They always tell you how good you did even in the smallest tasks. They never take credit for doing tasks no matter how big the task is. Samoos support you through everything and rarely start drama. If a Samoo sees drama, a Samoo stops drama. Samoos would never hurt you. Samoos are drop dead gorgeous, so if you see one, marry her on the spot.

"Wow is that Samoo?"
"Yeah she's even hotter in person!"
"I call dibs on Samoo"
"No way man no fair!"

by Joogia July 5, 2017

Pink Saloon

A whorehouse or brothel.

Nevada is the best place to go in America to visit a clean pink saloon.

by Zarola January 18, 2009