safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by maximus January 26, 2005

safety box

The deliberate facial uglification of a woman so they appear unattractive to others.

He mutilated his girlfriend, now she's his safety box.

by freddyfab January 28, 2008

Safety Beer

The beer that you take to bed with you when you are drunk, to ensure that you have an alcoholic beverage to maintain your current status of happiness and that no one else may take it. This can be consumed while intoxicated, or due to a massive hang over to ease the pain.

CODE RED: WE HAVE NO BEER (EVERYBODY IS DRUNK). But in the back of your mind, you KNOW you have a beer "Safety Beer", and you are OK, You may maintain your buzz as needed.

by armytim114 December 28, 2013

Safety Rule

To be safe you must be with Carlos.

Girl : Im going out.
Friend: Alone? You know the Safety Rule.

Girl: You're right, ill text him right now.

by SacaMocos March 11, 2020

safety brake

An act in which you or a group of people take a brake from their daily routine and smoke some marijuana.

"Hey, Charlie! Let's go take a safety brake."

by Sarah Mendelson May 14, 2008

Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012

Safety Guy

A homosexual, butt ranger, fag

Mike is a safety guy.

by unklesatan August 16, 2021