Shrek

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

Shrek

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

by Preebles June 11, 2008

Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

shrek

Shrek is love... Shrek is life...

Shrek, It's all ogre now...

by Dat veirdos December 2, 2016

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek

A child rapist that is a green ogre.

Shrek is love Shrek is life

by Trump 666 October 3, 2017

Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

by Robin Chris April 20, 2018