Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011

route 22

Running east to west through central New Jersey, it is probably one of the craziest highways you'll ever drive on. It's pretty much a highway mall because there are stores everywhere on it. Traffic comes from all directions and there are many traffic lights so you have to make sure to drive carefully. There is always something to do on 22.

"Wanna go bowling on Route 22?"
"Yeah and after that we can go to buy a boat down the road"

by MartyMcWiseguy November 16, 2014

Round Dodger

A person in a group who when it comes to their turn to buy a round of drinks will attempt to avoid it.

Common strategies used by round dodgers are:

Going to the toilet
Making phone calls
Lie that they forgot their wallet

Ben: Hey, Tom, it's your turn to buy us a round, John bought the last one.
Tom: Ummm... I need the toilet. Gimme a minute.
John: Tom, stop being a round dodger and buy the next fucking round of drinks!

2 minutes later

Ben: Tom, now you're back, buy a round. Do your part.

Tom: I need to make an important call. Give me a few minutes.
John: BUY OUR FUCKING DRINKS YOU TIGHT AS A DUCK'S ARSE ROUND DODGER!

Later, John kills Tom. The lesson is, buy a round.

by Cazaam February 28, 2015

Routine

An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.

That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.

by Ricky Road March 4, 2019

rough cuddles

Like cuddling. Only one partner ends up getting utterly destroyed.

After this quarantine the only cuddles I'm giving are Rough Cuddles!

by RopesofDandelion April 9, 2020

Shively Round Steak

Bologna, a food stamp treat.

Go fetch that Shively Round Steak out the fridge, Thundaisia got popped in the eye and it will keep it from gettin swolt.

by Fairdale's Finest August 22, 2008

emotional roulette

a potentially lethal game of chance in which participants partake in events that could kill them emotionally.

Person 1: "Hey where's your roomate at?"
Person 2: "Oh, she is at her ex-boyfriends house."
Person 1: "Didn't they break-up like 2 years ago and he's married now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but shes always liked to play emotional roulette."

by Mel Berner January 17, 2009