California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

I Only Ride Park

A phrase used to tell somebody that the only form of mountain biking you participate in is downhill, park riding. Made popular by Matt Dennison, and Jason Lucas in their song "I Only Ride Park." Used among "park rats"

I only ride park
I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill

I only ride park
I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain

I only ride park
Screw your xc

And your 650b
I only ride park
Im passing all the noobs

And I'm still faster than you

by Shredthegnar69 September 20, 2017

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019

Booty Ride

A person that askes a friend to give them a ride to a girl/guy house to get some play. Usually occurs after a Booty Call or Booty Text.

"OK i'll be over there in a few."
Hangs up and dials his boy*
"Yo I need a big favor!"
"What?"
"Can you give me a booty ride?"
"Ight I got you."

by TMoneyB May 17, 2010

Ride the Bull

To have doggy sex with a woman and have people in yor closet with cameras jump out. Your partner will then attempt to get away. The point of riding the bull is to see how long you can keep your dick in her. But beware, she may make an awkward turn and could bend your dick.

I will ride the bull tonight in an attempt to smash my record of 30 seconds.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.

During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.

by Seth P July 22, 2005

ride the lightning

1. American thrash metal band Metallica's second album, released on July 30, 1984
2. Execution method by electric chair.
3. Using a electric guitar, or any other instrument which has it's sound amplified by electric methods.

1. ride the lightning is the best album, evah!

2. Scott is on death row, he'll be riding the lightning tomorrow.

3. What's with that pussy unplugged crap. How about you plug into a AMP and ride the fucking lightning!

by LucaRochben October 23, 2007