Retarded
Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
Retarded by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024