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Retarded

A word that is used to describe stupid or mentally slow people, that openly makes fun of people with disabilities, especially metal ones. There are a lot of words for stupid, and if you can't find another one, maybe you're the one who is stupid.
Person 1: Person 3, stop being so retarded

Person 2: Please don't say that, it's harmful to the disabled community.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't know the history behind that word, thank you so much for educating me on that, allow me to rephrase, "Person 3, you need to stop being so freaking stupid all the time! Like, do you think any of your actions through? Did braincells ever develop in that thick skull of yours? You just came out of the womb crying and you never stopped, and your actions are impacting others in a harmful way! You need to accept critisism with grace and humility and stop acting like you are the goddamn king of your sh*tty highschool! No one likes being around you and no one misses you when you're gone, because you refuse to learn anything. You are white and you still say the N-word even though people have tried to educate you on why it's unacceptable for you to say that. And I bet that you laughed at Person 2 over here when she corrected me on my incorrect vocabulary, as if you would miss the r-word, as if it is so incredibly vital to your vocabulary that you simply would perish without it. Get your wet-breadstick ass over to the beer because apparently getting drunk at parties is your only talent, you stubborn, soup-stealing, hollow husk of self-pity and disregard for others of a loser"
by hey_its_peyy November 19, 2020
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Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.
Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.
by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021
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Retarded

Noelle is the definition of retarded
by Heyhaheyhe January 31, 2020
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Retard

Something you don’t want your kid to be if so put it in a blender
See the retarded kid wobbling around like a penguin, that’s Kyle he’s dangerous
by The special ed kid June 13, 2019
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Retard

The person that is looking this up
"You're a dang retard dude"
by Jaythuggin March 4, 2021
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Retard

A person, usually serving in congress. More specifically the house of representatives, which bans the use of "gendered" words but then continues to use them. Retards usually consist of members of the species Nancyeous Pelocius.
Oy bruv! that Retard over there just did something Retarded!
by The Right Gang January 21, 2021
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Retard

A retard is some called Rosie lamb
Rosie lamb is a retard
by Stone guitar December 10, 2021
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