razor language

Explaining certain thing to someone in a simplest term.
referring to a character from the game Genshin Impact.
Someone: Can you explain what is pistols in razor language.
Me: me squeeze, it goes pew pew-red water coming- now sleeping🥰
by Certified Yapper February 12, 2025
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
by ma02rc February 27, 2025
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razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.
Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.
by Squirtle yum yum November 23, 2016
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Occums Razor

The entirely made-up and incorrect version of Occam's Razor. It states that "If the theory does not have as much evidence as the opposing ones, it's most likely wrong."

The word was first used by reddit user u/Zain_Ahmed002 in this comment: reddit.com/r/fnaftheories/comments/18ctqkg/comment/kccu2zk/
I used Occums Razor as a major piece of evidence for my theory.
by FreddyFazbore December 07, 2023
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Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
by Ibrand January 31, 2025
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razor-gina

A description of the defense mechanism in which an individual of the female sex inserts a sharp razor object into her vagina.
That woman has a razor-gina.
by Bob2026 February 15, 2025
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