razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.

Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.

by Squirtle yum yum November 22, 2016

razor seeded

To get fucked up upside down

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend

by 058satan January 27, 2015

Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.

Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."

by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012

Reges' razor

"Never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice."

A philosophical razor proposed by computer scientist Stuart Reges in Quillette's essay "Why Women Don’t Code. A variation of Hanlon’s Razor.

"I suggest a variation of Hanlon’s Razor that one should never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice. If men and women are different, then we should expect them to make different choices." - Stuart Reges defining Reges' razor

by Dronte June 26, 2018

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022

razor main

razor mains have the worst internet EVER. Istg we be doing a boss and they randomly stuck in the center. Like get better internet mf

"Hey did you know Sam is a razor main?"
"Oh they must have really bad internet LMAO"

by MikaMiika July 21, 2022