Random

Somebody who is random at everything. Good at one thing one day then bad at it the next.

OMG Ephyouckay is so random.
wow 1 deag hs? jeez eugene ur random.

by BA KA LA April 30, 2008

randoms

short for "random punters". when working in some area of customer service, like a shop, a customer is a random, so when you see many, then they are randoms.

worker A: oh dude, we better look busy, i spy some randoms.

worker B: maannn......that sucks, i wish they would just fuck off, i bloody hate randoms, what the hell are they doing shopping at 8am on sunday morning!?

by Kaatisu January 23, 2007

randomer

someone who does something so bizarre that you can't help but have that WTF face. That is a randomer! Something just out of place that could only happen one in a million times.

Omg! Did you see that, how randomer! They pulled through the drive-thru and the whole rear hub assembly came off the car and rolled down the street...so crazy!

I can't believe you did that, how randomer!

by Chandra aka 'moon' January 4, 2009

Random

a person you have never met; a person you do not care about

Quit talking to randoms and get your ass over here!

by Meg January 29, 2005

Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.

Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.

by Cryonaka November 27, 2011

Random

Anything that truly does not make any sense of any kind whatsoever or seems dreadfully out of place, usually in a comic light; as though it were literally placed at random.

Also pertains to entertainment in the sense of a random film or CD, for example, Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"! That's just, so random!

A large blue light hovering above the Marlboro man playing "Funkytown" on his CD player with gangsta rappers coming out of his ears and a monkey dancing on the end of his penis? That's so random!

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

Random

Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit

"Dude jono is such a random"

by FrOsTy August 28, 2003