Random

Somebody who is random at everything. Good at one thing one day then bad at it the next.
OMG Ephyouckay is so random.
wow 1 deag hs? jeez eugene ur random.
by BA KA LA May 01, 2008
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randomer

someone who does something so bizarre that you can't help but have that WTF face. That is a randomer! Something just out of place that could only happen one in a million times.
Omg! Did you see that, how randomer! They pulled through the drive-thru and the whole rear hub assembly came off the car and rolled down the street...so crazy!

I can't believe you did that, how randomer!
by Chandra aka 'moon' October 13, 2007
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randoms

short for "random punters". when working in some area of customer service, like a shop, a customer is a random, so when you see many, then they are randoms.
worker A: oh dude, we better look busy, i spy some randoms.

worker B: maannn......that sucks, i wish they would just fuck off, i bloody hate randoms, what the hell are they doing shopping at 8am on sunday morning!?
by Kaatisu January 21, 2007
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Random

a person you have never met; a person you do not care about
by Meg January 29, 2005
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Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 28, 2011
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Random

Anything that truly does not make any sense of any kind whatsoever or seems dreadfully out of place, usually in a comic light; as though it were literally placed at random.

Also pertains to entertainment in the sense of a random film or CD, for example, Johnny Cash does "Personal Jesus"! That's just, so random!
A large blue light hovering above the Marlboro man playing "Funkytown" on his CD player with gangsta rappers coming out of his ears and a monkey dancing on the end of his penis? That's so random!
by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003
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Someone who does something thats compleatly stupid or is a fuckwit
"Dude jono is such a random"
by FrOsTy August 29, 2003
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