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Pothead Syndrome

Someone who talks about everything the instant it comes into their heads.
Busy working...

8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!

6 minutes later. Busy working...

8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
by GroogFish April 27, 2011
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Pythagorean Blowjob

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.
I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.
by Genius92 November 4, 2011
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Pathetic Asian Syndrome

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.
"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"
by lozdog101 August 13, 2012
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fatty pothead

one who has succombed to nonstop munchies associated with pot smoking, and therefore has gained weight, while losing intelligence.
Be careful with that addiction man, or you'll become a fatty pothead like jennings.

no way! I must repent and find jesus.

See Also: Jennings
by maleko August 31, 2004
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Pothead

Somebody that basically spends their entire day getting very stoned, smoking the dopes.
David is always stoned, he is the ultimate pothead.
by HeadlessInsanity April 23, 2009
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pothead

A person who wears cooking accesories (usually pots and pans) on the head. A definite "Pothead".
"That guys got a pot on his head"
"what a pothead"
"holy shit its carrot top"
by buns face man August 1, 2006
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pothead

simply a person who has a pot instead of it's head, dammit.

really rare... really.
"Look! a pothead! It's my first time seeing one!"

"Yeah, I've heard they have some difficulties to get by in the society..."
by Akiko September 24, 2008
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