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naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.
Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.
by TheMilkyWay712 September 5, 2018
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silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated
I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.
by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Victory Pump

To thrust into someone/thing while holding your hands in the air in a "V" or in a victorious position.
AKA "VICTORY!" and/or "The Magic V"
EG.
Dude 1: Yo dawg, see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yeah bra
Dude 1: Whilst we were having sexual intercourse I VICTORY PUMP-ed her ass!
by IDS POONTANG October 23, 2009
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Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.
Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.
by Zonal K June 23, 2018
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mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.
I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.
by HMG CoA reductase April 6, 2017
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Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.
Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.
by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019
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