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peanut pumper

a slang term for a person that fucks in the ass. Usually used as a term for a homosexual.
Did you hear about that gay orgy last night? What a bunch of Peanut Pumpers.
by Sheep Farmer November 2, 2007
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pecker pimple

A derogatory term similar to asshole or dickhead.it is also a painful pimple on ones penis fortunately are rare
Stop being such a pecker pimple and pass the potatoes.
by synspilum24 December 20, 2013
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Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple
by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015
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Reverse Purple Dragon

When you pull down a girls pants to eat her out and her dick slaps you in the forehead leaving the mark of a purple dragon
Yo this bitch gave me a reverse purple dragon last night
by TheJewKiller678 May 28, 2018
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penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
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one eyed purple dog

I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.
by JimboJones October 2, 2013
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pimple

Misconceptions about acne:
There are many myths about what causes acne. Greasy foods and chocolate are often blamed, but foods have little effect on the development and course of acne in people. Another common misconception is that dirty skin causes acne; however, blackheads and other acne lesions are not caused by dirt. Stress does not directly cause acne either. It is true, though, that anger and stress affect hormone levels and thus bodily oil production, which can cause acne. People of all ages and races can get acne. It is most common in adolescents and some young adults. 85% of people between the ages of 12 and 24 develop acne. For most people, acne tends to go away around the time they reach their thirties; however, some people in their forties and fifties continue to have this skin problem.

To see the effects of HORMONES on the skin, just look at a very large weightlifter/bodybuilder. If they have a lot of pimples on their back or arms or shoulders or even some on their face and they are in their late 20s or 30s or older, the cause of this is NOT puberty; but excess Testosterone which is proof that acne is directly related to hormone balance or imbalance. Women will sometimes get acne around the time of their menstrual cycle...a time of hormonal changes. You will likely notice that young pubescent males get far worse acne than girls. This likely shows that Testosterone is the KEY cause of this malady. Women have testosterone in their systems as well.
Bodybuilder: "Shit, I have a pimple."
Trainer: "A pimple...try another dozen dude....How much Testosterone Enanthate are you injecting a day?"
Bodybuilder: "1000mg a week guy....why?"
Trainer: "You are wasting your money; You only need 400mg and you are taking away from your impressive physique because you look like an acne cream 'before-shot' ad photo!?
by psiscott May 2, 2006
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