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Professional Time Waster..P.T.W.

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.
Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!
by light bearer666 August 16, 2009
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profile picturetunistic

Doing crazy stuff in hopes of someone taking a picture and getting a new profile picture.
Zoe and Emilia spent all of last night being profile picturetunistic.
by thecupcakefairy April 11, 2010
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Professor Umbridge

That bastard that should've been arrested for child endangerment in the fifth Harry Potter book (Order of the Phoenix)
Professor Umbridge is the only person you want dead more than Voldemort.
by hufflepuff07 March 20, 2017
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Profitable

adj. 1. Advantageous, valuable.
2. As of yielding profit or monetary gain.
Slavery was so profitable in the South during the late mid 1800s.
by Definitioners44 March 3, 2015
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the hungry professor

The hungry professor consists of one member of a three way insisting upon wearing a shirt and tie during a Dirty Sanchez. This is often performed by members of the sex offenders list.
yo Pierre, Miss Wilkins, your mother and I performed the hungry professor the other night!
by XxxMax_NormanxxX May 27, 2019
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Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
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Professional Wrestling

A type of entertainment loosely based on the sport of wrestling; the athletes are real, the pain is real, the blood is real, but the mathches and the outcomes of matches are planned ahead.
The professional wrestling match between the Hardy Boyz, the Dudley Boyz, and Christian and Edge was very entertaining, especially when Matt Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley fell through the four tables together.
by ibeamee March 23, 2004
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