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Prison gogurt

After at least 8 men gangrape 1 person, sharing one condom, the single individual is handed the now full and distended condom to slurp the baby gravy from within much like a gogurt tube
Prisoner 1: Hey, I heard Steve wants a prison gogurt...
Prisoner 2: That cum dumpster just got one last night, it's my turn!!
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prison marriage

When you claim someone as your wife/husband just by putting a bandana on one of their everyday used belongings. if you beat the fuck out of the dominate partner in the relationship, that persons bitch becomes yours and you share the bandana from the previous master.
"YO! TYRON GIT YO LIL' BLACK ASS BACK HERA! WE IS GETTING HITCHED PRISON MARRIAGE STYLED!"
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prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.
I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.
by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011
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Prison Whistle

When farts no longer not make a sound, as a result of having too much anal sex.

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Johnny is getting out of prison today. He got five years in the slammer, two years of probation and a complimentary prison whistle. Definintely not worth robbing a bank these days.

That guy is sort of cute, do you think he has a girlfriend? No, he's way too sensitive to have a girlfriend. He's actually gay, I heard that he has a prison whistle too.
by Dekamore September 24, 2011
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Prison Nate

A short, skinny, dark skinned Italian with a long nose, breath that smells like sewage, and a penis that's at least six inches. He poops once a week, is horrible with women, and is under 100 pounds.
"Hey, Mike hasn't pooped in a while."

"Yeah, he's pulling a Prison Nate."
by Michael Dibbles October 25, 2020
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Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments
Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers
by @The Hojer January 5, 2021
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Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.
Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.
by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021
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