Press sheets

When you have hot passionate sex and the only thing theft on your bed is the fitted sheet.

GIRl I 'm telling we pressed sheets.
(He) (She) came over just to press sheets.

by Boonedockboy 1980 October 3, 2020

Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store

by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.

"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever

by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021

press-a-piss

When you're high and dehydrated and you've held it too long and a telephone pole is suddenly calling your name. See anticipiss.

No time to unzip or drop trou, you're at the press-a-piss!

by car-bender December 10, 2017

press f7

A way to trick the teacher into leaving the zoom meeting.

Teacher: How do I mute all?
Steve: Press F7.
Teacher: -Leaves meeting-
Class: Parties-
Gayson: Ends meeting

by KAYDUBZZ March 30, 2020

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

press k

The button in no more room in hell to kill your self.

guy 1:Ah shit i am infected!
guy 2: Press k and click.

by chinaman69420 February 19, 2021