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living possum 

(a) The act of being dead.
Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

wannabe possum 

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"

City Possum 

(Noun)

A big ass, scary ass, dirty ass animal that eat shit that people drop and stuff they put in there trash. If you trow bread at it the possum will tip over.

p.s- don' t get close to it or it will throw dem hands
Aye yo Abby that city possum over there is eating my left over pop-tart and Dino nuggets. I'm finna go caboodle his noodle ya heard
City Possum by Light Skin Chris February 5, 2019

Pork possum lover 

When a black man shits on a black woman for a white woman's validation and acceptance to show they are greater than the average man
Ion like black girls they loud but I love white girls they chill asf”
“Your a pork possum lover aren’t you”
“Huh”
“Never mind bro”
Pork possum lover by Wavsyet January 11, 2021

playing possum 

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
playing possum by anonymous November 19, 2021

Oli-Possum 

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
Oli-Possum by Elenasass March 8, 2022