Poptart

1) An insult often used by Cami. There is no definite definition, the only clearly stated definition is in the Napkin to English Dictionary.

2) The best breakfast food ever. They're cooler than you.

1) Cami: You're such a poptart.
Person #1: ...What?
Person #2: Look it up in the Napkin to English Dictionary.
Person #1: Right-o!
Cami: WHOO! I HAS PUDDING!

2) I ate some poptarts, therefore my stomach is cooler than you.

Poptart by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

Poptart

1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".

"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"

Poptart by Auoranaut October 4, 2011

poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head

your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh

poptart head by aismyname August 6, 2014

Poptarts 

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

Poptarts by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

peewee poptart 

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

peewee poptart by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

Henlo poptart man

The most formal greeting of known history

Henlo poptart man my good sir

Henlo poptart man by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020

poptart

Poptart means orgasm

I had a poptart

POPTART!!!!

poptart by The Creator.... January 6, 2004