Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.

"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"

by flannelex January 1, 2010

Poker

The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com

I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.

by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011

Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 21, 2012

Pode

A cat

Wow that's a bode pode!

I have a dog and a pode.

by M12345M December 29, 2017

asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

Party Podder

A super cool individual belonging to a party pod.

Dave, Olga and Natalie are the coolest party podders in all the land.

by Princess Sassy Pants December 18, 2008

password poker

Having lost track of which password to use on a specific site , you try them one by one until your head hurts.

I couldn't get my email at your puter because i forgot my gmail pasword so started playing password poker.

by brickfoot November 21, 2010