Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

corn plucking

A corn cernal that is removed from a erected peni after butt sex has occured if still confused look to the definition of tomato skinning

You can tell he and his boi friend are corn pluckers.

Dude bro last night we had a hell of a time corn plucking

by Mr. pluckins May 10, 2017

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Zafucka Plunging Incident

It’s the incident that involves gay anal sex with Barack Obamas wife and the Easter bunny resulting in both of your holes getting niggabanged by the black bunny and Michelle the futa. Next phase involves asian farting in your face and as a blind Asian man tries to sell you bat rectum soup and fuck you in his street side shop.

Uncle Edward had a Zafucka Plunging Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 8, 2023

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025