Real pistol

Slang use for penis. Much more funny to use in public because most people do not know what it means. Can be used in a lot of different contexts. Emphasis on REAL.

Look at the size of my gun bitch, you think thats somethin? Wait till I take off this latex and show you some REAL pistol.

Dude1: man this girl is texting me like crazy!

Dude2: she prob wants you to show her some REAL pistol!

by ncsurocks12 April 22, 2009

Sex Pistols

British punk band in the late 1970's consisting of 4 Members, Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock(Later replaced by Sid Vicious) and Paul Cook. This band used loud offensive music & lyrics, which definied punk for what it is,not what it seems,making punk rock of true essence to society.

R.I.P. Sid Vicious

I know you didn't kill Nancy

The Sex Pistols created/defined punk so fuck off!

by Jim Greco March 31, 2004

Pistol Ministry

Definition: Killing someone for not converting to your certain belief, religion, and or cult.

Background: In the old west, cowboys would shoot Native Americans that wouldn't convert to Christianity.

That man's pistol ministry has had a drastic effect on the Native American culture.

by Eeth'n January 16, 2005

Pitonic

1. Giving objects "Piton-like" properties
2. Comparing anything to the enormity of "The Pitons"
3. Describes an awesome experience
4. The magnitude or greatness in size or prominence of anything.

Having visited Saint Lucia, one would be left with a "Pitonic" experience.

These "Pitonic" showers are no match for my umbrella.

by JulieJam August 31, 2010

Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

Pistolry

Usage of or skilled in the use of pistols.

In college, Matthews set pistolry records that still stand. (The New York Times, 'Spending for the Thrill of It', By Harvey Araton, September 25, 1994)

His display of pistolry impressed the detectives.

by Silent Thought November 4, 2012

Prston

An absolute dumbass. Belongs in an insane asylum. Probably eats ass

God damn bro... I was out with this girl last night and she was really actin like a Prston, so I hired a clown to kill her on the spot. Best decision of my life!

by ShitmynameisPrston May 4, 2020