to pull my pistol

to jerk off, to masturbate

just as long as u dont smile cause id have to pull my pistol

by jon_one July 10, 2007

pull your pistol

to pull ones penis out in anticipation of sex with an unknown female

G1: my dad told me to just pull your pistol, so i did, and this bitch started staring at it
G2: wat'd she say
G1 you better start firing that thing or i'll disarm you!

by deejayseejay August 9, 2006

pistol whip

1. when your astral walking neighbor wishes a large migraine onto your cranium
2. When your astral walking neighbor spiritually copulates with your cranium

Bill pistol whipped me last night !

by i am a reptile January 1, 2012

Ten Cent Pistol

Low-rent, heinous substance that disfigures you, like homemade napalm.

Because they ruined her name
Well, she hit them with her ten cent pistol
And they've never been the same

by mr.tanen June 8, 2018

little pistol starter

a girl/woman who is a really good shot on the range... a girl you'd want on yo' side in a gunfight.... pronounced "lil' pissle stah-ta"

Little Pistol Starter, you so good shootin' that shotgun at the range girl... I'm callin' yo' ass if I ever get in a gunfight! Even if you DO live an hour away...

by DOCBlondie July 2, 2009

pistol grip pump

the act of anally fisting a mans ass while jacking him off. as if you are shooting a pistol grip pum shotgun

that guy is a freak he likes to get pistol grip pumped

by victhespic July 17, 2011

Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006