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crackhead picnic

A gathering of the finest crackheads. Typically involving lots of cigs, alcohol (typically 40s), and of course, crack. These picnics have been known to take place outside of churches, in bushes, or on roofs. There is no food at a crackhead picnic! Only vices...
My life is full of crackhead picnics. College taught me how to manage my crackhead picnic.
mugGet the crackhead picnicmug.

waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 2, 2021
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Tit-picnic

A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.
Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"

Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"
by Crockopunch March 13, 2011
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buddy picnic

A means to get together after a breakup.
Hey Dani! Let's go on a buddy picnic!
by Goobergoober July 26, 2017
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Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding
Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!
by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010
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Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.
Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...
by rouleur66 January 8, 2021
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