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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick Me

What bitter feminists call women who are properly behaved, are genuine about how a lady is supposed to act, and acknowledges that men have built the world that women enjoy, and it would have been so with or without any female intervention.
She agrees with all the boys just for attention, she’s such a Pick Me.

It’s better to be a pick me than to be a skip me like your fat lonely bitter green haired ass!
by RedpillRaj November 30, 2022
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Pick me girl

A girl who goes out of her way to beone of the boys.” She acts like a boy for attention.
Pick me girl: I hung out with the boys all day yesterday. I’m practically one of them!
Friend: Ugh you’re such a pick me girl.
by unidentifiedskittle November 30, 2022
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A girl who thinks she's so quirky when she's really trying to show off in front of boys. Also, they are very ugly and have no sense of style. Wearing a bunch of crop tops and shorts that show her skin. Her legs pale as hell and rub together every time she walks. She always bends down and fake falls. If you see a pick me, give em a real hard punch
Wanda: "I'm not like any other girl"
Me: Sthu nobody asked you , your such a pick me
by Chris_12dove April 21, 2022
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Pick me girl

Chrisselle begs for attention therefore she is a pick me girl
by Truth only, PERIODD! April 23, 2022
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pick me girl

a pick me girl is a girl who tries to make herself the center of atenttion or will compare herself to other girls in a negative way and will get mad if her guy friend does not give her atenttion on the daily.
maddy gives me pick me girl vibes
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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“Omg, he didn’t compliment my dress that I felt pretty in🥺” - Amber Heard, a pick me

A narcissist who lies about being abused for attention.
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