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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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3-way phone call attack

When two people call one person but the third person doesnt know the second person is on the phone.
Zoe and Liz call Liz's ex-boyfriend but he doesn't know and get information about the breakup.

"Did you hear about how she "3-way phone call attack" me?"
by bubclubdefinitions November 23, 2009
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A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"
by yourma2000 December 9, 2008
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Phinehas

someone who stands by what he believes in, till the death!!
He's a Phinehas dude, you can have his legs but he won't move an inch.
by demonslayer2012 July 10, 2011
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fuck phone

A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.
Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"

Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."
by goldengateblonde December 3, 2009
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phone bone

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.
by Deez August 16, 2003
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Dumb Phone

The opposite of a smart phone such as the iPhone, Droid, and BlackBerry.
Dumb phones are LG Vu, Sidekick, Razor, Boost Mobile phones, Nextel and good ole boy Motorola's
by centerco13 March 9, 2010
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