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pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.
Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.
pervertivity by 90trunk April 15, 2015
A person with an extreme dirty mind, they only think about sex.
He is being perverted
Pervert by Emeralda rain August 2, 2015
Someone who is easily amused and aroused by even the slightest sexual implications, and seeks them out. Is sometimes used in good humor, but such bawdy jokes can take a toll on a conversation. However, talking about sex does not make you a pervert. Making immeasurable amounts of innuendos and generally being an asshole, or peeping in on someone showering will make you a pervert. The latter also makes you a voyeur.
Friend: "Hey, we should go explore that old mineshaft."
Me: "Hehehe, shaft."
Friend: "<name> I swear to fucking Buddha I will drag you into an alleyway and pump you full of broken glass, you pervert"
Me: "Hehe, pump me."
Friend: "someone get my gun"
pervert by King Mameshiba March 17, 2016
someone who does things (esp. endeavors of physical expenditure, i.e. work-outs) in a very extreme way, to the point of nearby observers' dismay; a sicko
Oh, wow, he's got 500 lbs on that sled-push... and he's going for another full lap--what a pervert!
pervert by Illest.starfire.77 November 30, 2016

Pervert Cat

A cat that is chonky and perverted in nature, has ultimate rizz and loves women. Sigma cat
Pervert cat, oh pervert cat
Go up there and take a shat

Go up there, get on that self
And don't you try to ---- yourself

Dirty Olde English Pervert 

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>