a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired
by a random person that exists October 15, 2019
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 01, 2015
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Pervertedness

Tony: Yesterday, I found myself peeping under girl's skirts with Tommy.

Shane: His pervertedness must be rubbing off on you.
by Trampettes April 22, 2013
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perverteded

Perverteded is the process of making something perverse or sexually explicit. It was invented along with the internet sometime in the 1900s.
Anything can be perverteded.
by Sam Miller July 20, 2004
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unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this
by Rorz n Wilde December 23, 2004
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Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 12, 2018
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Pantyhose pervert

A person that enjoys the scent, taste and feeling of dirty worn pantyhose.
Becky is wearing pantyhose to work today because her pantyhose pervert is coming over tonight.
by The Pantyhose pervert November 06, 2022
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