Personing

The politically correct synonym of the word "manning"

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.

by toweringoak October 15, 2011

pernickative

fussy, focusing too much on trivial or minor details.

Mark was too bloody pernickative about every word, impacting his friends adversively.

by velvetcad November 1, 2011

Pernipulent

Aggravatingly persistent.

Stop being so pernipulent. The salesman was very pernipulent. You pernipulent bastard! I have a pernipulent headache.

by Thedave March 25, 2013

perogie pincher

a man who has decided that he loves the sweetness of preparing a dirty perogie (look up dirty perogie)

college guys run into a lot of chicks, tho usually shaved, one day Bob Saget a young scholar porn addict virgin never touched a pussy, had two 3 thousand dollar female fuck dolls to do an examination. They both came with hair 'human hair' so he touched both of them at once then shaved both of them and said "what the fuck where's my dirty perogie? Damn I'm really a perogie pincher! Youch, what a pincer!"

by JKornDoctor September 23, 2013

persnicketarian

someone who is uber-picky about anything

The girl listed all the foods she didn't like today. She was a persnicketarian.

by Deej246 December 27, 2013

perniz

A rather large piece of manly junk in his lower area. (Also known as a deck. Sometimes misspelled as dick).

Mom: Bobby how long is your perniz now?
Bobby: it's almost 3 inches!
Mom: wow that's one big perniz!
Bobby: suck it
Mom: okay

by Burban Exhaler April 18, 2015

Pernispious

When you get mad at someone for cutting you off in a drive-thru and they mess up your order.

Dan was being pernispious because of someone else's action at the drive-thru.

by PernispiousDan April 19, 2017